“MaDe In AmErIcA!” look closer ASSEMBLED in amerikkka. all the parts come from everywhere else. Like China, Japan, Mexico, etc, etc.

a quote from an episode of The Birthday Boys “A majority of the American people are under average intelligence.”

cybertrick is a piece of shit and can’t compete with any other truck on the market

Most comfortable one i had was my 77 T-Bird Town Landau. My buddy liked to call it a “fat mans” car because there was so much space. Rode like a cloud, because of the long wheel base. I miss it sometimes.... don’t miss it guzzling gas though.

instant karma for a drunk bitch

Most interesting is definitely that Alfa. History oozing out of it.

That’s great work. For a second i was like, “wtf are they doing?? flocking? THIS MOTHER FUCKER IS FLOCKING THE FLOOR!”

a tonne of them are fat as fuck too. 

all writer’s do that.

I have a 2008 Silverado with the typical Silverado cancer on the rear fenders. This thing LOVES the highway. Always drives smooth and will top out at the drop of a hat. Doesn’t like the city too much though!

It’s not really mezcal. It’ll be boot leather flavoured smirnoff ice or something.

They’ll be interviewing Senna next

*salesman goes to slap roof* *misses and falls down*

all meat piles must be reported on by every news agency

Buddy, do i have news for you about all the dead things in streams

cybertrucks weren’t made to be trucks. they’re made for city folk whose worst incline would be on the roads of San Fran.

this motherfucker treats his companies like jokes. what in the fuck

even if he slept through it, he probably still shit his pants

all day everyday