he’s going to try to dissolve russian and chinese military alignment? he’ll get a bullet to the head and a bill for said bullet will be sent to his family.

i used to be an on the road salesman. my truck was kitted out then. now, just the basics. blankets, extra clothing, big ole knife, hatchet, bungies and ratchets straps. a bunch of wrenches, tow chain. all the fun stuff.

how did they take that comment? i assume hilariously

i never knew this existed, and now i want one

it’s a fucking portal, maaaan

or if my POS silverado decides to die in the middle of nowhere, at least i can build a fire.

100%

probably dull as all hell

i carry a hatchet, in my truck, at all times. mostly because i’m lazy and out of sight, out of mind, but also for the winter and having to drive approx 4 hours in northern sask to get to my parents. lots can happen on those highways.

probably should have used a sharp axe

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it’s taught in hunter safety too. “beware of your target and beyond” because, yeah, bullets go through things

quit being a little bitch, karen.

just download it. the flash is good.

should lost his license to practice medicine too

Just finished the second season. I love this show, it’s so over the top.

“it was an accident that i intentionally aimed a gun at, then shot, my wife at point blank range all while threatening that i would shoot her.” amerikkka, you are disgusting.

he dreams about being tea bagged by Minnie, though

in reality, he knows he already lost that court battle that’s why he wants them to drop it.

lovely