I’m only on chapter three right now but holy god I love it. I’ve been trying to keep my use of styles pretty even just because I HAVE TO UPGRADE THEM ALL EVENLY OR I WILL DIE, and while brawler does feel like the weakest of the styles, it seems like the parry timing on it is much more generous? I love to be just…

Oh man, a titanic dinner would be a good premise for the events of The Menu, given that Y’know. All the dying.

It really rules that every review of this game is “It’s aggressively mediocre with deep flaws and inconsistency. 15/10.”

I love goofy shit like this so I’m sold. 

Truly, truly, truly hate the introduction of touch screens into cars. My current car also has a gear DIAL instead of a gear shift and I can’t stand it. Had an incident where the car wouldn’t start and needed to be towed, and I couldn’t put the thing in fucking neutral because the gear dial needs power to be able to…

Weird. I assumed by the headline that the backlash was from reactionary weirdos obsessed with capitalism.

Skateboarder here and it’s nice to be recognized. Also puts into perspective how many times a spectator at a skatepark would ask if they could try out my board - only if they could also lean on me for balance.

Anyway, extremely relevant to the topic, one of the best and most infuriating skate videos of all time:

Truly wild how Chris Pratt alone is taking this from a guaranteed 10 to like a 6.

After finding out how easy air fryer chicken wings are I will never, ever buy frozen wings again.

This is truly more of a joke vehicle than the one Homer designed on the Simpsons. My big concern with the stainless steel is less the springback and crumpling as another commenter noted, but using that material with the, frankly, poor quality control standards Tesla has. Their normal vehicles are held together with…

Truly no horse in this race: The grammy’s are all picked by people who were in the music industries in the ‘50s who produced an album called like “Free Lunch at Zaxbys”; nothing they award us going to be anything I routinely listen to. Still, Beyonce’s particular popularity and the demand she be given every award - or…

Truly can’t imagine getting hyped about a bioware game these days. Their entire history is promising too much and massively underdelivering. 

My wife got me a hot sauce advent calendar and I was really skeptical, but the sauces were all actually pretty good except for one chocolate chipotle monstrosity, and another that had somehow turned completely solid in the glass.

I’m a SpiceLord so I love it when sauces find an actual balance between heat and flavor,…

This still seems pretty generous? I’m not sure I see the controversy.

There’s almost definitely an engineering reason for this requirement, too. 

I’m sure glad American society is structured such that wealth funnels into useless shit like this instead of universal healthcare or public infrastructure.

I mean, I replayed Banjo Kazooie on the switch when it came with that subscription and had a great time. Cleared out the game in an afternoon, too - because it turns out videogames are easier when you have fully developed motor skills.

That said, it definitely was a “Nice to visit, wouldn’t want to live here” sort of…

I thought it was really fantastic, but you could definitely cut out a little of the runtime - like the scene where the men are told to run away, just for them to be brought back and... to have no immediate consequence. I thought it was especially interesting that it came out right around the time Noma closed because…

Beerus - Beer, Champa - Champagne, etc. For a series with 13,235,986,257,237 characters the naming convention is pretty apt.

A worse version of a thing that has already been beaten to death.

Games need to stop coming out I’m thirty as fuck and don’t have time for this I’m still finishing God of War: Ragnarok for god’s sake.