Tequila is the best clear liquor imo. That said, don’t flood the market with cheap shit and incredibly bad artificial flavors, please. 

On one hand, that does seem like dishonest marketing. On the other hand, if you’re buying fireball...

I played Nioh 2 before playing any of the souls games. The second enemy you encounter is a giant demon in a graveyard. It’s there to teach you the sprinting mechanic - you’re supposed to run PAST it, not fight it - but it doesn’t tell you that. So, you just heave your soft shitty body at this unbeatable enemy a few…

Seems weird to compare it more to Souls and Sekiro than to Nioh, given that... Y’know, they made Nioh. There was a posture meter in Nioh, after all: It was called Ki.

That said, full disclosure, I am a Nioh Supremacist and like those games way, way better than the Souls series. I am going to immediately play Wo Long…

More unions in videogames please. 

Gotta really underscore the add extra storage one. It’s crazy easy and totally worth it.

Extremely my shit, gotta check this out.

I just have an Anytime Fitness membership and do what they call (cringe) primal movement stuff plus accessory lifts. I always love the new year crush of new members and root for people to keep at it.

I’m a dude who is built kind of like Wolverine and I did aerial silks which is kinda-sorta the same. It’s pretty rad and apart from the moves my anatomy just won’t allow, I definitely recommend at least giving it a try. It’s a blast.

Gotta recommend the Lie, Cheat, Steal episodes about her.

Gotta say I can’t think of a worse videogame to adapt except maybe like, Rtype or like... Cho Aniki Zero. The new God of Wars have excellent stories, sure, but they work because of the jankiness of videogames. 

Fuck me, that sounds fantastic.

Humans will pack bond with anything and it makes me happy (and periodically sad, like when robits tell us they’re dying).

Curtis was fantastic in that movie, but yeah, kind of a bonkers choice to nominate her and not Stephanie Hsu.

Anyway time to rewatch Everything Everywhere All at Once for the dozenth time.

Always wanted to give Matt a fair shake but the dude is just... Not made for this show. Plus he can’t stop doing blackface, so in the end, fuck him.

Midwesterner here, if I need a 24 hours spot it’s gonna be Perkins. Nothing wrong with Denny’s though, and I was really charmed to find out that they let you in even if you’re sober.

We Made The Gaming Equivalent of Plain Oatmeal and It’s Your Fault For Not Considering It Fine Dining

Pepper: Stop eating me I evolved this as a defense mechanism!
Me: Haha capsaicin make brain go brrrrrrr

Absolute clown show of a trial with an astroturfed spam movement paid for by Ben Sarpinos’ rag (https://www.vice.com/en/article/3ab3yk/daily-wire-amber-heard-johnny-depp). Absolute clown show that anyone took Depp’s claims seriously.

Gotta admit, this sounds pretty rad.