In all honesty, make the sandals less beach and more warrior, and that's actually a superman look I could get behind. It's fairly greek god and kind of reminds me of Flex Mentallo. I mean, a guy with bullets bouncing off his chest can only be more intimidating when it's off his bare chest.

At first everything is like:

I might go see GotG a fifth time this weekend.

Many Scots, particularly certain kinds of Scots (*cough* Celtic fans *cough*), do tend to have a strong affection for the romance of a glorious caused dashed by the unseen hand of an oppressor. It's a big part of why the English get blamed so much for the decline of Scotland as an independent nation in the early 18th…

You need to be high and British to get it.

When you're just swimming by and an eel bites your thigh, that's a moray!

Yeah, damn straight. Perfect example of civilization dying by slowly eroding away!

I choose this one as well. Great film, very convincing.

Going out with a whimper instead of a bang.

Yes, I am aware of Shock Treatment. Nevertheless, there's nothing more to say after this movie. I'd rather just watch it again.

It says it right there on the damned poster.

Oh my gosh, I'm not even a woman and I want this!

3 DAY WEEKEND!!