Ah. In all seriousness, Adam's visit to Whole Food's for that lunch was probably her entire salary.

As a writer myself I tend to get annoyed with how easy entertainment makes the process look. Which is obnoxious of me.

She's principal of a special needs charter school that she founded. I highly doubt she's making much more than most janitors.

While I think this was easily the best episode of the season, two things bothered me.

Would Enlightened still have won Best Show now that Todd is gone? I'm going to go out on a limb and say no.

Dave Mustaine crying was both the best and worst part of Some Kind of Monster. It was great because it was funny and awful because it's the only part I actually remember.

So Watchmen except with shawarma instead of Antarctica?

Did anyone else notice Quinn's concubine say he was drinking schnapps at the pool when it was clearly whiskey? Quinn might be depressed, but schnapps are beneath him.

I'll never forget the Celebrity Apprentice challenge where the highlight of her team's theme park challenge was a couple of cardboard cutouts and Marilu Henner yelling at people to tell her their birthdays so she could say what day they were born.

Haddie got ebola.

The season 5 finale was a perfect place to end the show and to end TV club coverage. This thirteen episode nonsense is enough. At least Christina and her slave labor school wasn't in the episode.

I've been tired of her character for awhile. I like Mae Whitman, but this episode really didn't work.

Parenthood lost me with pee canteen, but at least we had Berto and these reviews. Now Berto has disappeared and you cut the mention of Haddie and/or Pie Cat?!?!?!? Those aren't just stray observations, they're a reminder of why we've stuck with this crap show far longer than we should have.

Harmon looks sad because Fat Neil is on CSI: Cyber.

More Hollywood white washing.

Without Christopher Lee accompanying on vocals, I'm afraid this just doesn't work.

I just wrote an article on whether or not 7th Heaven had any viewing value beyond nostalgic… probably should have waited until the minister was caught touching children. It was bound to happen.

I have Chewbacca's medal. Oh wait, he didn't get one. Fucking racism.

Where is Kristina's vice-principal? This school storyline is the main reason why I didn't want this show to come back and it's living up to its cringeworthy awfulness. It'll take a divine intervention from Pie-cat to turn the ship around.

I did that, he didn't. My bravery.