He'll always be the moron who couldn't sell fruit in the library on Felicity.

Too short. Needs to be at least 20 hours long and have Green Eggs & Ham read as well.

Can Nancy Pelosi film a cameo where she stands on the roof of the Capitol and chants Lord of the Rings wizard magic at the tornado?

Fuck, I really hoping he'd do a Goodnight Moon adaptation casting himself as the bowl full of mush.

Prepare Ye The Way of the Lord - Stephen Schwartz (from Godspell)

Oh yes. I tried to come up with a witticism from that movie and came up empty.

I forgot to mention that Emo Peter Parker is in the room while it's happening. And then Venom crawls up Douglas' head and Zeta Jones is transformed into Danny DeVito, reprising his role from Romancing the Stone.

*cues Aerosmith's I Don't Want to Miss a Thing*

It's only a matter of time before they come knocking on Michael Bay's door.

I tried the Taco Bell waffle taco. It gave me diarrhea. I'm over new things.

So everyone who does Newswire besides Erik?

I'd rather see a Wonder Boys 2 with Tobey Maguire reprising his role as Emo Peter Parker from Spider Man 3 and Michael Douglas, with a 10 minute sex scene of him eating out Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Grizzly Man 2 with Ron Swanson eating Tom Haverford.

He didn't volunteer. He said he would do it, but that presumably comes with a salary.

Howland Reed has had quite a long break, I wonder if he's DJing in Moat Cailin.

Three camera sitcom? I think you're missing one there.

I don't think it's any dumber than Billy Madison. I prefer Happy Gilmore and The Waterboy, but Little Nicky had its moments.

That was maybe the best random roles I've ever read. I hope they gave him some bacon bits and a cup a soup for doing it.

I love Rhys Ifans so I have a soft spot for that film that it doesn't really deserve. Though it's no dumber than most of his other films.

Deep Space Nine has everything I want from a Star Trek show. The icing on the cake is that it's Babylon 5 without the insufferable Garabaldi and Straczynski's bland dialogue.