And a good thing, too.

Teddy Roosevelt and Andrew Jackson were also shot at but didn’t die.  Oh, and FDR and Truman, too!

As I’ve always told my daughter*, if you don’t ask the answer is definitely “no.”

Should Warren win in 2020, a new buzzword will appear in the popular press: capital flight.

No, he’ll fly directly to Russia and call himself “President In Exile.”

I can see the reluctance; once they do it, the next Republican congress will, too.

Worse, I don’t always google for comps before voting on Nice Price or Crack Pipe.

I dunno. His trade wars are violating the 11th commandment: fucking with Rich People’s money.

Might I remind everyone that modern cars have airplane style black boxes and can snitch on you.

Eh - serves me right for commenting before googling the actual amendment.

Why no one has licensed the Jetsons car sound from Hannah-Barbara is a mystery.

I’m willing to bet it FELT like they were going infinity miles per hour.

Uh, because it happened with Clinton?

And yet President Clinton was more popular after impeachment than before.

Which will be doubly ironic when the truth comes out: Bill talked Trump into running, thinking he’d be easy to beat.

If you believe people who mistreat the help are terrible, then Hillary is a bad person*.

Yes.  The 2-term limit only applies to the President.  So Obama can’t be a VP because he’s not eligible to be president.

Beto is a terrible choice.  Little experience, and there are still at least a few Democrats out there who own guns.

Yes, the native-american thing.

Not the OP, but she reminds me of an Adlai Stevenson joke.