These are good reasons and your screen name is awesome.

Yes, she did.

A better question is, how did you guys AVOID it?

Wow. And you’re old enough to really appreciate it, too.

No, but it’ll be scary in all the right ways like a 930.  And because it’s a Frankenstein you’ll actually drive it, instead of keeping it in climate-controlled storage.

Probably the 1st gen water cooled turbo Porsche.

Mine is the Daytona, because 11 year old me GOT A RIDE IN ONE from an up the street neighbor.

rheostat?

Yup. In 2004 I bought a real 930 for 23K. Sold it 17 days later.

Yes. THIS is the logic that led me to almost buying a Ferrari 308 GTB with over a 100,000 miles on the clock.

Have you priced real 930s?

For those voting CP - have you PRICED Porsche 930s? This is a mutt, but you’re also getting a substantial discount over the real thing.

“Let me educate you” is something my ex-landlady used to say. You can imagine the feelings it engendered.

My (now ex) BIL is one of those. He’s a Fundamentalist Christian, naturally. He’s fallen asleep in the living room, letting his kids find gay porn on his laptop. They haven’t said anything because they don’t want to upset their mom.

Lefty. I wear a pocket watch, like a sane person.  

Have eaten fugu, dog (I was tricked into it, but it was delicious), lutefisk, and regularly cook with oleoresin of capsicum.

I’ve met younger people who refuse to watch any movie that’s in BW.  Obviously not dating material.

Unless it’s classic rock.

The only bass guitarist I know is a stone cold psychopath and coke dealer. Probably riding for a HUGE fall.

I showed the woman I wound up marrying - a shy Methodist Minister’s daughter who considered herself a Born Again Christian - a passage in the Marquis De Sade’s Juliette.