John Mayer is one of the best guitar players walking the planet earth, whatever you may think about the songs he writes.

If you think that Catholic faith is limited to one book, then you seriously, seriously have missed the boat on what the Catholic Faith is. Indeed, the Church has never claimed that the Bible was the whole deposit of faith. Further, while you might disagree with the first principles that the Church uses, I think if…

You should read a book called "Philosophy of science" - It would probably be interesting for you.

This was the look on my face when I heard about this earlier today while walking by a customer's car. Hopefully they don't try to make any sweeping changes like NBC did to SciFi.

I can't wait for Entropy then.

*Sigh*

John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness would be on my list as an underrated horror flick. Sure, it's definitely got that mid-80s feel to it, but I think it holds up pretty well. I have no idea what season it's in, but it meets the other four criteria to a T. College students accidentally opening a portal to hell? …

You mean, it made you giddy?

Plate of meatballs? WHEN'S THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE GOING?

This is a conspiracy triumph, masterfully executed by the Ranch Dressing Illuminazis.

I'll still read your write-ups, but you're losing a lot of credibility with your dislike of chili, ketchup, and bell peppers.

You can't even fucking hold that. That's not a hot dog, that's an elaborate prank. Also, fuck tomatoes with a rusty rake.

By the way, if ranch dressing is actually more popular than ketchup, I'm still right, because ranch dressing isn't a condiment, it's corporal punishment in sauce form.

We simply ask that you trust us. We know what we're doing!

Give me ketchup or give me death!

What about chili and cheese?!

I get the gist of your gibe, but I think you're ginning up a giant problem that's marginal everywhere but your imagination.

I see that his tastebuds and preferences are the ideal ones and anyone's whose differ should just go fuck themselves.

Fuck this guy. French fries only exist to serve as a ketchup delivery mechanism.

* It's "gif" with a hard g, and I don't give a shit what the guy who created them says. It's not fucking peanut butter.