As an old Cub fan, we'll both be dead before they win, anything.

Ah the good old Marlins method huh? Trade for some prospects, let them develop and get somewhat expensive and then trade them for some more prospects! #championship

Sold. lifelong Chicagoan. Many previous lives, including this one, spent hating Cubs. You do not lose, when shorting them

I don't have kids (and don't think I will), but I agree with you SO HARD. A bunch of my friends have kids, and the expectation from so many people is that you're somehow supposed to keep them out of sight until they reach, I dunno, 10 years old, at which point they'll miraculously know how to behave in public.

So, legitimate question C.A. - Are you South African? No South African I know (black or white, and I know several) seems to be as sensitive to the appropriation of the word "apartheid" as you seem to be here. Would you have been okay had they used the word "segregation" which despite its connotations today, is a more…

I love traveling in Brasil. Fancy restaurants will have Wiis and ball pits in the back so families can enjoy nice meals and kids can go play. People don't freak out if a child that is not theirs gets near them—they are more likely to pat them on the head and enjoy a small person than say OMG A SMALL PERSON IS WALKING…

Why do some people get so bent out of shape about a baby crying or children acting up in a restaurant, planes etc? I find groups of loud, tipsy adults much more irritating. A baby crying or a child whining in the background is easy to ignore. Children who are allowed to run around endangering waitstaff - that's a…

This broke me. I had to leave my cubicle to laugh in the bathroom.

LISTEN HERE, MY FRIEND, THIS SLAMMIN JAMMIN FLAVOR FIESTA DOESN'T STOP WITH SOME PISSY LITTLE SANDWICH. FOR ROUND TWO, PREPARE YOUR FACEHOLE FOR THE POUNDING IT DESERVES. WE'VE GOT SATAN'S OWN YOU-DAHO POTATOES, AN INCREDIBALLER DISH WHERE WE'VE DUMPED AN ENTIRE BAG OF SPUDS AND THREE POUNDS OF CIGARETTE BUTTS INTO A…

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

RING THE BELL IN FLAVORTOWN SQUARE BECAUSE GUY REVERE IS RIDING HIS 4-COURSE FLAVOR HORSE THROUGH THE STREETS TO WARN YOU ABOUT HIS BRAND NEW CASH MONEY DELI BRO-GIE JAM PACKED WITH MORE MEAT THAN A DRUNK SORORITY GIRL ON A SATURDAY NIGHT. AND THIS AIN'T NO GAY-OLI MY FRIENDS, OUR STRAIGHT GANGSTER VOLCANO AIOLI SAUCE…

Donkey Sauce is an euphemism for cum right?

Can we please just get a list of what is great and what is shit? Don't skimp on adding everything that you think. The world is your oyster...........unless it is a shitty oyster.

Ok, thanks, you've just ruined pizza for the rest of us. It turns out we really haven't enjoyed all the pizza we've enjoyed our whole lives living outside of your region. DAMN!

Except it is made fresh, and not frozen. So, uhh, it is like the exact opposite of frozen pizza?

Except it's far superior to any frozen pizza, and most of the chain pizza as well.

That comment was worse than Pizza Hut pizza.

Percy is not saying chain pizza is the best pizza. He is saying that the companies did not become successful without some people liking their product. And just because you label a subjective judgment a fact does not make it so, no matter how hard you try or how much you hate chain pizza places.

The irony of quoting someone and then applying the over used "said no one ever". That unfunny witisisim is now officially face slap worthy.

Round Table Pizza > Everything else. (WEST COAST ONLY)