Goddamn, I hope so.

Just put it under your arm and run with it. They quit calling traveling for real years ago ...

Real non-chocolate and fake non-chocolate are both garbage.

Amen to that.

Jesus Christ, two things can be fucked up at the same time.

Screw buying by the pound. Find a Ruby Tuesday’s or whatever in your area and go in and punish that bastard.

Narragansett. Best cheap beer.

NFL contracts are shite.

“Am I telling you that you have to dumb down your vocabulary for the rest of us idiots?”

Yes, you are.

Netflix is just 90% garbage now.

Cool.

“I think IPA brews taste like bong water run through a used coffee filter”

Amen.

They are all horrible and incredibly small.

Goddamn, there are not enough stars for this. Bravo!

That was beautiful.

If you are that dense, please go fuck yourself.

There’s a reason I went over to Spotify Premium ...

Hell yes, add one. If people wanted conversation and ambience, salons would still be a thing.

Fire his ass.

I submit that unreliable third-person waiter point of view that somehow knows everyone in the world’s experiences and can invalidate those experiences without ever having met anyone who actually experienced those things is the biggest bullshit to ever walk the earth. Your bullshit is quantum bullshit. I submit anyone…