First, fuck IPAs. Second, I can eat three sandwiches in one sitting, no sweat, as can my dad and my brother and ain’t nobody disowning nothing.

Shiity grammar on purpose and I can’t wait for the bitchery.

This? Again?

It's called right to work; it's the law in 25 states; and, as I live in one of those 25 hellholes, it is beyond a dystopia - it is hell on earth.

Nah we won't be doing that.

Cannot do raw tomatoes and whatever else crawled out of the produce section on a dog. However, I realize I may be being a bit of a hypocrite as I am down with banana peppers, hot slaw, cole slaw, and jalapenos (with chili, cheese, and two-three types of mustard) on any given day ...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Yes, yes, yes ... all the yes in the world to this.

Fuck Xavier Duclos.

Amen to this.

Yes ...

Amen.

Fantanking is one of the only available avenues fans have to feel like they have any control. Silly but true.

No.

They probably wish to examine anything still extant. Depending on the angle of the injury, there could be usable tissue.

Okay, I'm in. I laughed so hard, my vision darkened for a moment.