It will rise again...just give it like 20 minutes.

“The rock was actually at the top of the mountain.  

That was truly incredible to Widnes

Or awesome. That is as gentlemanly as a fight can get.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

[Announces a safety can cover the field and make picks]

I knew a girl who swallowed a pin when she was 11 but didn’t feel a prick until she was 17.

Big Cousin is always watching.

Exactly. I hate to name-drop, but [Ryan] Fitzpatrick is still playing!?

You and me both, Java Jam Master Jay.

Putting shit into your ass should be called “Raspberry Beret” simply because of the lyric “She walked in through the out door.”

If you’d just said “I don’t like him because he is black,” you could have saved yourself a lot of words.

Kind of an extreme way to make the move to skeleton

Maybe they can save some money by not buying Canadian flags to trample in the dressing room before getting their asses handed to them by the superior hockey nation, hmm?

God, to be young again.....and to have freakish athletic ability, hand/eye coordination, almost instantaneous decision-making ability, and spatial awareness as well.

“Can you get a pile of guns?”

In one version of the game, you even get a GUN

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.