If you ask me (and thanks for that, by the way), a common misconception is that people are going to own electric cars. Currently, if you don’t have a garage, they don’t make sense. Maybe faster charging will ameliorate that concern somewhat, but the solution and future seems clear to me:

More importantly, what are you buying with that free 1/2 slot?

Haha! Damn this game pushed you to your breaking point! 

To me, it seems less “angry” and more “frustrated”, like someone just said something incredibly ignorant and it’s taking a moment for a slow deep breath.

I am going to pretend that the “angry eyes” headlights direct light downward onto the road ahead instead of upward into the eyes and rearview mirrors of other drivers. So they’re a courtesy thing, really. With this mindset, the world feels like a friendlier place, and I’m going to live in that world for now.

Hey, at least those are unamused cynical eyes, not angry eyes.

Did Grumpy Cat get reincarnated as a Jeep Renegade?

The part is an Oil Filter. The person who tightened it is the Ol’ Fitler.

I think “tractor-trailer” is a combination term. The “tractor” pulls the trailer. I’m no linguist and I’m not even going to take the minute it would take for me to Google it, but I suspect that terminology comes from before there were dedicated trucks that would pull trailers, and they’d be pulled behind a tractor.

Here’s one: We don’t use “the” when referring to numbered freeways or highways.

He neglected to mention that he has it on good authority that the photos were originally taken upside-down.

I can pretty much guarantee this is a result of my age, but when someone says “Corvette”, my first mental image is that of a C4, specifically with the concave rear fascia. (Which I will always consider more attractive than the convex introduced in ‘89-’90.)

Incredibly lucky the people filming the second angle weren’t injured or killed. The moment the video started I was thinking “Do not stand in front of an impending train collision.”

“On a long enough timeline, everything gets an LS.”

We’re already working toward this, but the “standard engine” isn’t a 4-cyl. I’m sure you’ve heard the saying:

This is exactly what the late Sergio Marchionne said, wasn’t it? I believe it was in his pitch-deck called ‘Confessions of a Capital Junkie’ a few years ago that he pointed out that every automaker on the planet had a 2.0-Liter Inline-Four and they should all just cartel-up and save a billion bucks by buying them all…

I thought GM already had this cornered via aftermarket LS swaps

Thanks for the insight! I like that it’s at a point where it may not be immediately obvious what you’ve just done.

Torch, it should also please you to know that the anus piece has its very own step

I swear, what a shitty blog post.