Me. Me, me me. I. Me. Myself, I, and also me. Most importantly, me.

“to help launch our brand into the market...”

You nailed it. Rhabdomyolysis is no joke. It’s not like “whoops, I asked them to do 20 pushups when they could only handle 18. My bad.” rhabdomyolysis occurs under extreme strain, the sort of trauma that trained strength coaches know to avoid because such traumatic stress is ultimately counterproductive. You build…

Former D1 track runner for a bigtime program. midpack in my squad. every resource imaginable. been through it all.

People care about the Carolina Panthers?

It’s because Kelce plays with grit and really puts a lot of effort out there rather than skating by on his natural athletic abilities. He picks up his lunch pail, puts on a hardhat and plays like a coach’s kid, setting a good example for the kids watching on TV at home with his disciplined play.

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

Check them out Monday when they play at Xavier.

Looks like we found the person seeking attention on an internet message board.

Nick, this is a great article. They are an absolute blast to watch. Foul trouble for Watson and Patton doomed the Jays in the Nova game. They had a ton of momentum and a ten point lead when McDermott sat them down. Unfortunately, McDermott is one of the worst at letting guys play with two fouls in the first half and…

So Villanova was #1 when they beat Creighton but they are not currently #1 in the AP Poll or Coaches Poll.

I hope, when the tourney comes around, the Bluejays aren’t knocked out as badly as one of their counterparts in Toronto was last May.

“Well, now I’m sad.”

*Watersportsgate

Schooner or later, you’ll appreciate these nautical puns.

This should really set the standard for any more boat takes this season. Any article should contain a minimum of five puns about boats, sailing, etc.

Yeah, I miss my corolla for that reason. It wasn’t fancy, but I drove that thing into the ground and rarely shelled out much for maintenance.

I kinda love it when my own personal biases (Hondas are excellent vehicles that require very little maintenance) are borne out by facts.

Awesome. And it sounds about right for my old Toyota which is over 10 years old now and probably has less than 5k spent on it.