Wait you mean it doesn’t make the ladies ovulate ?

Seeing as a lot of these trucks have mandated emissions equipment removed (federal crime) a roadside inspection by the police after a coal-rolling incident could result in big fines and vehicle impounding. Which I’m okay with.

My ex wife’s dumb sociopathic cousin LOVED rolling coal in his Ram. He thought it was so f*cking funny to pull up next to some poor sap at a stoplight and permanently make their cloth interior smell of soot. Not to mention ruining their day, make them feel sick, and give them a memory to always be angry about. Guys…

The point is usually -

To express their inner 12 yr old on the road.

This is what goes through their head:

Well, people modify their $50,000 diesel truck to burn more $5/gal diesel fuel to belch smoke to strike a blow for the little guy against the small-car driving, bicycling and pedestrian elites. Or something like that.

What is the point of rolling coal? Is it just redneck douche bravado? Do they think it impresses anyone? I don’t get it.

But... it is evidence of intent. If I build a secret compartment into my car that is only opened by a series of knobs and levers moved in a precise pattern and it’s loaded with coke, it’s pretty obvious what my intent was. Same with installing a switch for the purpose of rolling coal. I’m not aware of any other…

Good for Colorado...now if they do away with the rolling vape smoke, that would be great.