Little Seal Girl - (As Told By Ginger)

...Being a woman in the world of motorsport can be a real downer. Women end up being something of a novelty to be drooled over instead of taken seriously,...

Cadillac DTS.

Actually, the virtues of a good roof rack system on a low-to-the-ground longroof cannot be underestimated. I could more easily haul the entire Cub Scout Pinewood Derby rig in/on my old Volvo 960 wagon than the next year’s father could with his F350 Crew Cab Diesel w/ dualies. (all true.)

That said, I say a new Mini…

Subaru Baja...because it has to be a Subaru.

You have expressed my thoughts here more perfectly than I ever could have.

THIS was the crotch cooler:
 

Oscillating fan vents.

Well one of these people look like an idiot...

Their fraternal twins, silly.

It’s not a stretch to say the Juke was ahead of it’s time - years ahead of the Toyonda C-HR-V twins:

Craftsman 1/2" swivel ratchet drive.

“...However, buyers in the market for a Subaru may give it a look.” 

“...Footage of the crash posted by McCormack showed flames spouting out from under the car of her spouse, British director Michael Morris.

Oh my gosh - you’re right!
What the fuck was I thinking!
I mean, that Celica looks more like a Hummer H2 than it does this Gallic masterpiece.
I am so glad you took some of your precious time to point out my douchenozzleness.
I am forever in your debt.

*Read this...heads to FB Marketplace, looking for late ‘90 Celicas...*

Honestly, I’d rather have the equally mundane, but ever so much more venerable 3.8 V6 with a slushbox in this.
CP.