Wouldn’t a trip to Bosley be cheaper?

Sadly, Stu Pickles’ DS never displayed this ability.

Obvious answer is obvious.

...What two of the world’s top drivers were doing at a Taco Bell is unclear.

EDIT - never mind.

In the mid-aught’s, Ford had a bunch of new releases that were benefiting from the Volvo acquisition. The Ford 500/Merc Milan, the Taurus/Lincoln MKWhatever, the Flex, even the current Explorer/ Lincoln MKT. But who knew that the Freestyle had a Volvo-derived platform underneath it? Because those forward-thinking…

And those asymetrical Rear Fog Lights - now a photonic drifting aid!

yep.

Sure, abstract numbers are fun, but is it physically possible?
A square mile equals 27,878,400 sq ft.
Will 565 malaise-era large sedans fit?

Looking at the dimensions of an ‘89 Crown Vic (211"x 78") and an ‘89 Caprice (212"x 75") reveals estimated dimensions of 114 and 112 sq ft. respectively.
Averaging that to 113 sq…

1928 Oshkosh Snowplow:

That thing has GOT to be long.

These Rolls Royce color options invalidate your argument regarding rich people and outrageous color.

:-(

Please tell me those seams in the center of the grille are for something like this...:

Can’t unsee this:

WTF..??
I mean, this claimed to be street legal...of course.

...the best-looking Camaro ever (fight me)...

If they only offer this in shades of white, black and silver/grey, I will kick them in the nuts.

Neil Young fully endorses this idea.

Or a piece of fruit near an anthill.