It’s like a fixie bike...only better.

The perfect practical solution for Corvette guy:

Pretty sure that was to get by the inane US import age restrictions.

(that’s what I get for mindlessly copying and paste-ing)

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1900-Lancia-Delta-Integrale-8v-/112232392248?forcerrptr=true&hash=item1a21926638:g:DPYAAOSw-0xYS6pg&item=112232392248

It did stand out on the GIS - that’s why I used it.

...aerial?

It’s a car in 2017, so it’s a shade of silver/gray.

What if I don’t like the number 17?

Mazda 3 hatch.
Manual? - check.
Fun? - check.
20-25K? - check.
German? - Really? You haven’t learned?

You know, if you buy a Buick, you’ll have to wear these:

If it had T-tops and awesome bed seats, at 10k it’d still be CP.

‘81 Excalibur Gatsby

‘05 Baja

‘75 Bricklin

‘89 R32 Skyline

When you go for the in-person interview, make sure you prepare yourself properly by treating your face to a vigorous application of this absolutely real Cheetos Bronzer.

Needs moar T-Tops!

Swedish longroof and panther laughs.

EDIT:
never mind.
Unicorn car no longer available.