Stupid wheels on this Camry.

This, from opening weekend:

...why not go all the way and make it right wheel drive?

But isn’t low RPM torque what you want on a trail?

Toyota Corona...

From Twitter:

Mmmm...the tile feels so cool against the cheek.

*...imagining 5'2" Prince trying to reach the pedals and see out the back window in a ‘64 Montclair...*

Considering some of the asking prices for the Fiat Dino, today’s Asian doppelganger just might be a NP.

That graphic does say “Slickforce Girl”, right?

An elegant solution:

Just another day...

I can’t unsee this.

Curmudgeons On Wheels.

How the hell is a Millennial supposed to get their thrift store find/mid century modern console AM/FM stereo phonograph (w/ tube amp!) home in that?

Now if only they’d offer some REAL color options...

I’m pretty sure there’s a GT just out of frame to the right -

I wouldn’t dream of it...that’s a Riley Elf.

Ooof.
That’s more like this...: