*A smile spreads slowly across Miyazaki’s face

Better now while he’s still around to appreciate them.

I mean, yeah, it makes sense not to have them available on launch day.

I was showing a friend the game when I was in Stormveil and explaining the rune thing on one of my many runes back and he pointed out the math was wrong on what I lost vs what I picked back up. We paid attention to it and sure enough I’d die with like 1500 and pick back up around 1200 or so. I thought my game was…

it’s “NBA Jam” fire, not “I haven’t left the office in 4 days” fire!

Any thoughts on banning edgy shock comics from punching down on sick peoples’ appearance?

You slap truthers are absolutely fucking unhinged. Go back to your Qanon boards!

Doesn’t look like it sadly, I had to stop some services ultimately to play.

“Warehouse Employees Steal Over $35,000 Worth Of Video Cards”...

it was said that only one would ever be sold at auction, not that they’d keep them forever. releasing them for free wasn’t a violation of that promise, so I’d guess this case would hinge on the “fraudulent inducement” stuff

Also, if you’re going to take drugs, take drugs in a crowd that you know has your back and will protect you if things go sideways (as opposed to shooting you).

to cover your bases, you may want to warn your son about getting high, wildly shooting his AK-47, and aiming his gun as a threat at other hallucinating gun owners.

Or you could do a body swap with me to get my massive gorilla hands! Suckers making Hank McCoy jealous, gimme those TALL tall analogue sticks.

This might look better or give you a better idea if the uploaded video had multiple qualities, wasn’t ultra small, and looked like someone smeared vaseline on the screen when watching it. It was painful.

Hey Lawrence, I haven’t read your article yet, but I just wanted to say that I’m very happy to see you all back at the desk. This is the first Jalopnik article that I open. Congrats to you and your colleagues for making it through in rough times.

Pathes being in a From Software game is like the Master Sword being in a Zelda game, meaning it’s not a spoiler.

*spends 15 seconds navigating to Cyberpunk 2077 in my library and clicking an install button* 

In an article about position of hand relative to phone why no actual pictures of the positions discussed? Same goes for sex positions BTW.

I’m sorry that you have to write about this middle school shit.