How is everyone tonight? I’m feeling super accomplished and adult-y. I’m starting my new job on Monday, so I spent all day prepping meals and they smell delicious and I want to eat them all.

Story time! Last week, after I posted in SNS, I got a call from a real-life friend asking, “are you mscoffee on Jezebel?” We knew we both posted occasionally, but hadn’t yet spotted each other. Now I’m obviously paranoid that I have left a string of doxxing breadcrumbs in my comment history... (But it was fun to find…

This is where it gets difficult for me personally. I want that person to be held accountable for the death of the fetus. But does that make me a pro choice hypocrite?

A Wild Turkey gave me a mean hangover.

#YesAllBirds

The wild turkeys are pretty mean here.

I think you might be right about the bird phobia, but as far as the getting near them goes, the ones where I live are pretty fucking bold. I was driving to work one day, and a whole slew* of wild turkeys were in the road, and they would NOT move for my car for the longest time. When they finally did shuffle off the…

The Cask of the Trumpmantillado.

Can we just build a wall around all of the republican candidates and brick them in?

Is Reading really the poorest city in America? Wow.

Cause he’s yuuuuuge? Sorry, wrong swelled head.

“Yeezus, can you just give it a west already” said Taylor, swiftly.

I think Jiminy Glick looks Fab-u-lous!!

Last month, my kids and I finally moved out of the shithole we’d been stuck in due to my ex’s drug addiction and abuse. (He’s been out for over four years, but it took that long to repair my credit and save up enough money to move). There were several things I thought I had to have, but then I realized that I’ve lost…

I don’t celebrate the death of anyone. But I also can’t be expected to mourn his racist, homophobic, sexist legacy. I find myself simultaneously feeling for his family and the indomitable RBG, who considered him a close friend, and having real hope for the future of the Court.

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

Yeah I can too. I lost about ten years of my life emotionally recovering from my assault. I missed going to college at the normal time kids go to college. When I did go I already had the usual debt that one has in their late twenties. Car payment, credit card debt from emergency situations, etc and my parents spent…

Who wants to sneak a flask in with me so we can get wasted in the front row?

I would take Danielle over the horrific three-head Teresa any day. Didn’t Teresa spend the whole first season trying to destroy Danielle for some criminal legal trouble a long long long time ago? I may be wrong, but I don’t think Danielle had to do any prison/jail time. Unlike Tre. Karma’s a bitch. Also Danielle’s…