this mutha...

Who’s Marie Lodi?

OMG! I get a going away from Marie!! I love you Marie!

Bobby Flay/Chelsea Handler: least likable couple ever?

If only it actually worked that way. The school my kid was at is French immersion and insanely elitist. You complain, you get shoved out. The school district doesn’t care. They already have too many French kids to handle. They shove out anyone with any sort of problem by just making school an awful experience. That’s…

Rumor has it Khloe is fond of cocaine, so I imagine there was some amount of partying. There were a few blind items late last year about a famous family’s excommunicated brother/son in a heroin or crack house, and not paying dealers, and everyone assumed it was Rob. I'd say the signs point to yes.

Because she’s never met a boundary she can’t violate.

I’m asking for experts here. Bigger experts than me. None of you outsiders who just hate the Kardashians so much (IF YOU STOP WRITING ABOUT THEM THEY’LL GO AWAY, yeah, you people) even though your hobby is reading gossip websites.

Maybe she should take the “stealthy Bentley” instead. Slip past the Paparazzi.

My experiences with public school were not entirely dissimilar. Ha. These people are everywhere. It's possibly more difficult to expel in public school, but you can still do it. You can also make life miserable for anyone you want.

I’d sue them based on all those fucking acronyms. Holy fuck.

White people.

Okay, they were never openly horrible to me but they were to my neighbours and friends, and Their open kitchen window is right across from my very thin front door so I have heard many things I never wanted to hear. These people are clearly fucked up, but they’re also just plain weird.

First though when I saw Kim: “NOOOOOOOO”

I love that this long loopy thing can twist and become a smaller loopy thing.

I am like the most basic, Talbots-and-Rockport-wearing, white middle-aged broad on the planet, and I wouldn’t wear this.

Soooo they’re mardi gras beads.

Interesting that this shot is cropped at her waist, as opposed to how a head shot is usually cropped - you know, like a head shot.