I’d be mad if I paid for first class and got moved to coach too.

*ponders*

THE X-FILES IS THE ONLY THING MAKING ME HAPPY RIGHT NOW. MY SHIPPER 15 YEAR OLD SELF IS OUT OF CONTROL THRILLED.

The fact that those dopes are playing gives me the sneaking suspicion that it will be Patriots and Cardinals (Go Cards!) instead of the game I feel we deserve, Carolina and Denver. I am way too pumped for this Sunday, those games and X-Files!. So glad I’m off Mondays.

I can’t get over the fact that Coldplay is doing the Super Bowl halftime show. I’m fucking bored just thinking aboutzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Just imagine how much less we’d hear about Chris Martin if he hadn’t married Goop all those years ago.

this is fucked up

This is gross. And exactly what I imagined he’d be like in real life.

my friend is a producer for 20/20 and I convinced her to pitch Flint for the next episode. I can only hope they dive deep into these very telling redacted emails

That movie is everything. To anyone that disagrees, well, I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU AND YOUR ASS FACE.

I adore you, Jennifer, and I support your goals, but I’m pretty sure Helen Mirren is going to do the bikini thing before you.

Out of all of the Christopher Guest movies, that is my favorite.

Me rn:

Yes. You know what you did, young man.

I once pulled a car out of a burning man.

Bobby Kotb has nice ring to it. I doubt she’d go for Hoda Finger.

i don’t even know anymore :(((( i want to crawl back to bed and stay there

You seem like fun.

Remember how we said we wanted 2016 to be way better than 2015? Apparently the universe has decided to take some of our favorite people as human sacrifices. :(