Funny and hopefully true!

Classic Cabernet. Finally feeling better. And my redneck conservative brother finally left town after a visit to my house for eleven days. I thought I would decompress with some hubby humping but neither of us were super enthusiastic. Upside to a long marriage we can always try again tomorrow. Now we are watching an…

I am a massage therapist and I was at the end of a treatment when a very violent Stomach flu eclipsed me. I did not have time to react and started vomiting and shitting myself in the room mid massage. I had bookings back to back and ran into the lobby puking and shitting all the way to the bathroom and in front of the…

That was way more fucking inspired than I had any clue about! Thank you so much!

I sadly could eat tacos all day and night and I'm sure that would be very cleansing. It's Saturday night and I just bought my first ukelele. Feeling the need to tap into my creative side. Sometimes I feel to old to be new again but sometimes I still want to imagine some great late stage destiny.

I blush friend! But it was fun to write

*unsick. But unstick works with my stuffed up accent

I too have the plague and am in bed watching American pickers drinking prosecco. I will look for the marathon I am desperate for unstick entertainment. Happy new year

I wrote a NYE poem for y’all. And I’m not formally educated so don’t Grammer or punctuate jail me tonight. Ahem.

I have felt all your feelings. Consolation prize: you are my favorite grey

Also this happened to me three times

I'm sorry and rooting for you

Well here you are grey!? But last night I saw your thread in black..... Maybe sqarr can help!

And just like that you are in the black

My god why are you still grey?

Yeah sorry for all that sqarr!! Things are getting better and I am so thankful for my life. But I had a hard year and even had trouble saying it here at jezebel cause it seemed so over the top. So onto greener grass:)

Heart of the Shenandoah Valley baby and loving every minute of it. But it took me awhile, like a year. It takes that long to find those peeps, to locate your tribe. But they are there!!! Good luck. Oh and you will cry yourself to sleep for like a month but then you will be ok

Yes. So good riddance to 2015. Started with my husband having a total asshole meltdown on New Years Eve in front of our friends and AT our friends. Then our ice maker hose failed and water slowly leaked under our hardwood floors until they buckled. Then we hired a terrible company to fix the floors and that team broke…

Yes! It has occurred to me that some snark is brewing all the time here. And I too comment less. But when it’s good it’s good and if all us good guys go away then only the shit remains. Stay on here and we can all band together when something is unnecessarily brutal. Anyway I always love your commenting!…

I’m late to to the party again. I am the kind of person who hooked up with everybody in my 20’s. There was literally no filter. If you flirted with me we were at least gonna kiss. I ended up bringing a terrible youngish grateful dead loving man child to our annual holiday bash.We drunkenly hooked up and the next…