Larry Larry Larry!!! If I’ve told you 100 times already, the ladies at the strip club are not your daughters!

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Dude behind him looks like Jonah Hill’s creepy cousin.

Qanon is a distraction to keep people focused on fake pedophiles and ignoring the real ones.

“largest expansion of social safety net in a half century”

I love Michelle Obama, but I hate her “they go low, we go high” quote.

Eh, I don’t know. I’m not sure that the ultra-sanitized, bland and toothless approach to nostalgia is helping anyone.

here here! 

I see your cheesy sitcoms and raise you romance novels. I know this site has championed them in the past (those authors have both left), but unapologetically prioritizing women’s pleasure is what we need right now.

Um, it’s Kris Jenner who decided Kourtney’s kids shouldn’t be there, not Travis Barker or, tellingly, Kourtney who is the children’s actual fucking mother. 

This is the part that really stood out for me:

And, considering he’s a renowned ‘actor’ as well, couldn’t we all say the exact same thing about him? Not quite the sick burn he thinks it is. 

If I was a cynical person, I’d think that the purpose of this trial (is it a trial? Or a court case? Or is that the same thing? anyway...) wasn’t so much to restore Depp’s image, it was to damage Heard’s. Like, Depp figures his career is going down in flames and he wants to bring Heard down with him. It’s as if he…

Almost as if so far every witness bar one of the psychologists WAS DEPP’S CALLED WITNESS. Of course they’re not going to be supporting her side of events.

I believe Amber Heard, and quite honestly I can understand a lot of her reactions. Disclosure, I was also in a mutually abusive relationship. It started out with him berating me, and verbally/mentally abusing me (what an embarrassment I was to him, even down to my southern accent, etc) but I slapped him first. I left…

Are you adding this as cover letter for the job? 

Because we’d wait until he wins his primary, it’s in the best interest of the GOP for his opponent to make the general since they theoretically have fewer skeletons in the closet.

I’m so tired of homophobes. Being a bigot is bad enough, but harassing a teenager is an extra level of shittiness.

“So-cheel”.

All I see are excuses for politicians who campaigned and fundraised on “a woman’s right to choose” and yet never actually did anything about it. Lawmakers have been warned for decades that Roe is vulnerable, and crickets.