I get that you get off on being a nihilistic edgelord—and that you apparently believe both your nihilism (and other, even less intelligent qualities as evinced through your posting history) makes you more erudite/intelligent/observant than the next person—but for the folks who really want/need help who might be sent…

...I feel like expecting contrition from those folks requires that they possess either the empathy or introspection to realize that their attitudes and words were fucked up—and I imagine we’ll be left wanting.

I feel like the people that tried to imply this was a publicity stunt should be ashamed of themselves.

he has dead eyes *shudders*

If the article has taught me anything, it’s that you should now lure someone into the water and try to drown them to refill your bars.  It’ll at least make you feel better.

It absolutely is standard practice. I used to be a flight attendant, and this job fell squarely on us. Walk the plane, back to front, and check every seat and lavatory. I mean, come on!

Exactly. It’s just so easy to say nothing.

But then I can see cousin Balki!

Okay I've read this book, and I would not have opened the doors because the Langoliers will get you.

there’s not enough money in the world for me to give up my seat to cam newton, after he chuckled at the absurdity of a woman asking an astute football question whilst calling her a female.

I understand that she loved her brother, but I wish Janet would stay quiet about Michael. 

Clay using a decades-old picture of him as a young man on that poster is pretty funny.

That’s the joke.

but they are not even funny 

Here’s hoping Amofah is found alive and well—and gets the help he needs. It’s not looking good, and dragging that kind of body of water for one person is very much the epitome of needle-in-a-haystack work, but until his whereabouts are confirmed one way or another, all anyone can do is hope he set his stuff down and…

I’m mixed American Indian (registered to my tribe so don’t try me). Yes, you are here illegally and your relatives popped up on stolen land. And you are less than filth to think punishment should include dog kennels where toddlers and infants have died, cells so crowded the people have to stand on toilets. Where is…

“...individuals and families seeking asylum...”

So, you support refugees who come to ports of entry per international law?

This is a great write up and very much appreciated it. I cannot believe that there are people out there who are triggered by learning how to help others.  Keep this up.  Thank you! 

“No I’m not anti immigrant, my mother immigrated legally. I support people coming to the US legally.”