Louis C.K.’s former manager, Dave Becky, has issued an apology for trying to cover up complaints raised by two of…
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At this point, I’m just waiting for someone to dig through a shoebox and find a picture of him flashing in a trench coat and black socks.
At last, the great reckoning is upon us. I warned as many as I could against the dangers of spritzing water on them when you washed your hands, making them run into the walls with laser pointers, putting slices of bread over their heads, and most of all, exploiting their every waking minutes with every meme…
Also, isn’t this how Catwoman started? I would totally be down for an elderly Japanese grandma becoming Catwoman. She tries to knit, but she keeps getting distracted and batting the balls of yarn around. She knocks the figurines her grandkids get her off the shelves for no reason. She takes long naps, wakes up, moves…
Roy Moore was banned from his local mall for being a creep. Given how terrible you have to be to get banned from a single department store - especially as a rich white dude who isn’t shoplifting - I can’t imagine the levels of creeper needed to get banned from the whole building.
She’ll be fine, she’ll just eat you.
Oh I think she has her next meal planned...
Today’s Code 45* tells us that while Alex Azar may be the new guy at HHS, the taxpayers better watch out, because 45* is signalling that we haven’t seen the last of that jet-setting prick Tom Price just yet. I have it on good authority that Price has been grovelling at the Schamberg-diseased feet of the…
Stray cats? My cat has a damned home and she still tries to murder me. She’s going to regret it when she succeeds and then can’t open her own cans of food.
Every sensible cat owner knows their little floofball is just biding their time, plotting the human’s ultimate demise.
I long ago accepted the inevitable fate that awaits me: being eaten by my cats. I just hope that it mostly happens after my death.
Don’t bother applauding. They want him to win so that the Republican Governor can replace him with either Luther Strange or Jeff Sessions. Sessions being a double-whammy because if Sessions goes back to the Senate, Trump can nominate an AG that can fire Mueller.
It’s a low bar indeed where we applaud when the Republicans seemingly do the right thing and decide a statutory rapist shouldn’t hold elected office.
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When I was a kid, I got presents from mom and dad on Christmas Eve, and then opened “Santa’s” gifts on Christmas morning. Isn’t this common among families?
Santa doesn’t care about international politics but he does prefer rich kids — look at how many more presents he brings to them.
May I offer you my Santa-diminishing plan?
Also, England, when you voted for Brexit, YOU KILLED TINY TIM.
The real story is why the hell are they doing Christmas adverts? It’s not even the ides of November, yet.