Another suggestion: “Yep, our former governor really did force the National Guard to force desegregation of our state universities”

I grew up in Alabama. If my memory is correct, Alabama is “the Heart of Dixie”, and the state motto is Latin for “we dare to defend our rights” (yes, really).

Pedophilia . . . On My Mind (Georgia)

Thanks for the link. May I add:

I don’t think the ICE rapes count as legitimate rapes, do they? I’ve lost track of the scoring system since the election.

Am I GOPing correctly?

It’s also okay if ICE rapes the pretty ones before shipping them out because, I mean, that wouldn’t be happening if they had entered the country legally, right?

That made me laugh so hard. “It’s not that my opinions are garbage, it’s that women don’t know how to handle a man with opinions!” Ah yes, the rare unicorn of a man who has opinions...I don’t know if I, personally, have ever seen one in the wild!

The “Cosby Constant” is hypothesized to be well over 50. I’m hoping subsequent research lowers it, but your speculation that it lies in the 5-10 range seems wildly optimistic.

Alabama, where they’d rather send a pedophile to Washington than a democrat.

Having had sex ed in Alabama...yeah. That’s not even a little unbelievable.

If Jesus really loves you, he’ll give you papers.

Just a reminder about GOP Morality:

My favorite take was the Alabama GOP guy who used Mary and Joseph as an example of a grown ass man getting down with a teenager, apparently forgetting the whole Virgin Birth thing.

You’re both women, though, and everyone knows that women only count as valid sources when they speak in groups of at least five. If the women are unchaste, then they must speak in groups of ten or more for their accounts to be considered seriously.

If true that I hogged the mic at my friend’s karaoke birthday party, and in fact sang so many songs that I was the last person in the room while a nice man turned on the lights and began clearing our glasses, that would be unacceptable behavior—but I’d need to know who your sources are.

“Swipe left if u can’t handle a guy with opinions” is a fucking gift, straight from the ass’ mouth.

Thank you. I am getting very tired of people pretending that guys who were born in the late 40s and early 50s, who until just a few years ago were part of the culturally dominant generation, are somehow old men trapped in some weird medieval time when nothing resembling our current morals applied.

It breaks my heart when women talk about how they never came forward about the sex abuse they experienced as children/teenagers because they weren’t model citizens in life - as if those extremely fucked up experiences didn’t have any part in making a “normal” life more achievable for them. Maybe you weren’t an angel,…