I believe he accepted some pretty expensive paintings (Basquiat, Picasso) as gifts under some pretty dubious circumstances or something and had to turn them over to the feds earlier this year.

There was the story last year that he listens to music on headphones while having sex and is generally bad at sex.

Thank you. He was so good in those. I have met so many people who hate on The Departed but it’s one of my favorite movies because of Leonardo DiCaprio, and despite Mark Walburgh and Alec Baldwin going too far in their corny, bullshit emoting. I found The Revenant kind of boring but am willing to give it another try.

Not being heterosexual (not that that is a bad accusation) but I have it on pretty good authority that it is true (at least back in the Titanic days.) My guess is that’s why he always dates Vitorias Secret models. It’s like, the most obvious cover ever.

The water in the north Atlantic is cold and Kate had room on the door for him and his shrunken weiner.

He’s been accused of dumping every woman as soon as she hits age 25. He ages, but his girlfriends stay the same age (19-24, to be exact).

Leo has deserved the Oscar at least 3 or 4 times but definitely not for The Revenant. That was a ‘career oscar’.

Would have even preferred The Aviator or The Departed before Revenant.

He has been accused of dating blonde women.

And having a small penis.

I’ve accused him of being an overrated actor who is so insecure that he’s terrified of dating women his own age.

All I’ve ever heard about him is he had a bunch of celebrity friends who loved to go out and have (as far as I know consensual) sex with hot women in the 90s, and that he likes very short-term relationships with supermodels. So, nothing bad, really.

He has been accused of dating blonde women.

He’s been accused(by me) of not really deserving the Oscar for The Revenant, but actually deserved it for What’s eating Gilbert Grape all those years ago. And also not marrying Kate Winslet when when he had the chance, cause their love for each other is undeniable.

I am a loyalist. My wife and my daughters all have Tiffany initial pedants that will need to be pried from cold dead hands, among other items.

If they don’t give you a more expensive injury they aren’t worth the money.

Do the $1500 “building blocks” still hurt if you step on them when someone leaves them on the floor?

And suddenly, 7th grade boys, frat bros, MRA’s, and major Hollywood players quietly chuckled, as the psychic connection between all douchey types is strong and vibrant, and when one makes a shitty joke, the rest will respond accordingly.

Either that or started by methodically flaying the sausage with a knife.