WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

Every 90's kid with a good childhood reading this article like:

This isn’t really hating on black people at all. It’s a group of girls having fun singing along to a popular song.

Except now there’s speculation that the Giants love Darnold and could trade up... so there’s still a way they can fuck this up :)

Couldn’t they have kept JPP this year and still cut/trade him before next season to recoup the money to sign Beckham and Collins longterm? I guess maybe if his play falls off in 2018 they wouldn’t be able to get a third for him... but is that the only reason?

So I hung in there through the “we didn’t evolve” and the “extream love”, but had to tap out at “Asians are super creative.”

To sum up what this guy said ⬆ “Aliens can’t be real because I love Jesus”.

The moral superiority of Deadspin commenters always makes me laugh out loud.

Deadspin is jealous something funny came out of Barstool and is desperate to discredit.

As someone who avidly listens to Pardon My Take but very seldom finds myself reading Barstool Sports, I think it’s important to note that PMT is unique in that it does not rely on the humor referenced in this post (played out sexist, racist, etc. jokes), and instead seeks to satirize all of the stupidity that happens…

I just keep hearing the theme song to “Crossfire” every time that word pops up.

“Frostfire. FROSTFIYAAAAAAA.”

I’ve played enough RPGs in my time, and main’d a Mage in Wrath of the Lich King so let me tell you the real answer. It’s both. It’s Frostfire. Has the properties of ice, but burns like fire.

The absolute ruining of RGIII by the severe mismanagement of the Washington staff

Sure, but you still suck for making this petty article. You’re no better than the typical republican doing similar things. And since you’re being paid for being petty, you should have at least tried to also calculate his height and weight at the time.

“Are the Magic that crafty?”

Looks like MacGyver got stung by a bee and forgot his epipen.

He may have done this simply to show Rutgers that he doesn’t approve. If he waits until they are back in the locker room then people may think that he has no problem with showing up the losing team.

We can also agree that marching across the court to scream at a player in front of an entire arena, rather than waiting until everyone is back inside the locker room to do it, is not the greatest coaching technique.

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.