My college roommate became a tattoo artist. They had a tradition at the shop he apprenticed at that every artist had to have one tattoo that they’d give away for free to anyone who asked, but the catch was they were so stupid no one would actually ask for them. His was a flaming bologna sandwich riding a motorcycle. I…

omg please post a pic of this

That actually looks kind of awesome for a stupid tattoo.

The only thing that makes sense is that they fell out of a cargo plane while being transported to a zoo. So in a neutral environment, I’ll go with the bear, he has limbs and he is biting the spine, while the dumb shark only grabbed a leg.

This is not on my toe, but I drew it for my coworker who lost a drunken bet to me. Best or worst. You can decide. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Dick.

i thought it was a bad idea immediately. but now it’s been a reminder to not take myself too seriously.

I finished my right arm in 2006. It is Graveyard-Party themed, and features the following figures:

Well, would you look at me now! Blogging!

I don’t regret it yet, but when I wake up in the morning this is what I see staring back at me in the mirror.

I am super impressed that at least one of the “too”s is spelled correctly.

That is far from the worst tattoo on here. I mean, not great, but not wholly awful either.

I got one of a bear fighting a shark.

This is on my ass. On the way to Spring Break (1st year of law school) I told my friends if they thought of something clever enough and paid for my drinks all week I would get a tattoo. The runner up was “Mo Money Mo Problems.”

My first tattoo is Mighty Mouse, flying over my bush.
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Yes, it is the Georgia Tech mascot, modified to look like a robot. And yes, it’s shit. I don’t know why I chose this design. I don’t have a particular affinity for or attachment to robots or robotics.

The proportion of Canadian white dudes that have a maple leaf or other Canadian themed tattoo is probably equal to the number of white Detroiters that have the Olde English D tattoo.

Back in the early 2000’s, I took a Spring Break trip to the Bahamas. It was a good, drunken time, and in the midst of my late-teen haze of sudden independence in a foreign nation, I decided it was time to get a tattoo. It was a sunburst with lines coming off the middle, and I got it right across the middle of my neck.…

My friend is a die-hard Miami sports fan and has a tattoo of a marlin riding a dolphin on his bicep/shoulder. It reads “305 til I dye”

Also, I have Teenwolf wearing a beer helmet tattooed on the other arm. I don’t know how I have friends.

I have a used condom tattooed on my arm. I mean, I could go on, but would it help?