and then the pence hangover

Stop with the sort on nonsense on Kinja.

Whew!

Honest question: how does anyone think this asshole knows what he is doing?

This. Exactly.

jesus, someones got a bit of chip on his shoulder! lol...

I guess it depends on the person but the 10 min I spend at the pump once a week after the gym isn’t a huge deal to me.

It’s kinda creepy that you know this level of detail about your neighbor’s life and finances, and then took the time to shit all over her new car and the choices she makes.

The stuff they were saying was great but my favorite part of the whole bit is the way Mulaney would sit, constantly shifting himself into positions to maximize the doucheyness. He nailed that persona to a tee.

No, it offends me as a comedian!

And this offends you as a Jewish person?

I’m beginning to think Mulaney married his wife just for the Jew jokes

Can a gold record fit that much tuna?

I think you underrate how much law enforcement officials support gun control regulations. It is quite common because of the threat it poses to their officers. And that threat plays a large role in why police in this country are so trigger happy (not discounting the amount of racism in police forces).

I think that person missed your entire point and thinks you bought them on InfoWars....

They’re about four times more expensive at the nearest health food store which is a little over ninety miles away, but thanks for judging the ethics of a purchase I made while my daughter’s cat was dying.

"Cheez Puffs: The Great Food, or Greatest Food?"

The tone varies wildly from snob to slob depending on who is writing the article. I'm sure the next article after this will be about the virtues of Velveeta.

As noted above, it's especially rich coming from fucking Supper Club

Knives? Just chip some stones together to get a cutting edge! The last thing you need is some storebought "knife"!