Can’t believe everyone missed the real story here. This was actually a pre-production version of the 2019 Lewis Hamilton. It’s hard to tell with all the camo, but you can tell from the elegant way he strode to the desk that Mercedes has made some serious advancements to the aero designs for next season.

The problem is that Ted Rogers loved baseball, but Ted Rogers is dead. And the people from Rogers that run the team don’t really give a shit about baseball, they care about money, which means “How can we spend as little as possible and make as much as possible?”

Even though people hated them for it, I liked what the Maple Leafs used to do, with the whole ‘honouring the player’ instead of retiring their number.

There’s only one solution at this point: The Purge.

Ah, so as long as global warming and homelessness haven’t been solved, anyone playing games is fair game to be killed.

Elon: “We’re taking Tesla private!”

1st:

Could you please point out the Trump reference? Becaaaaauuuuse I don’t see one.

I hope he doesn’t get more than 5 games, so he could be available for the Atlanta games next week. Have fun stepping into the batter’s box Jose!

Until the signatures are on paper, it isn’t secured. He says SA is still doing their due diligence and internal review (even though he states that no other decision makers are needed).

Is there some sort of blackmarket for incontinence products? Like, if you’re going to forge a coupon, why would you get a box of generic Depends?

That was the price without going through insurance. 

I’d love to hear what the repair/replacement cost will be. Someone clipped the folding mirror on my ‘17 Pacifica and I found out the cost to replace one of those is north of $1k.

You have a window in your igloo? Take off, ya 1%er!

This. I just got back from a work summit and picked up a rental car to drive home (a five hour drive that got me home when the only flight to my destination would be leaving). I grabbed a Camry because I wanted something comfortable that would eat miles. The closest thing to hooning I did was taking on-ramps as fast…

Man, even having the G7 at a golf course couldn’t lure him? I thought he would have gone “NAH NAH NAH CAN’T HEAR YOU... WHEN’S THE TEE TIME?”

Lemon Ricotta Pancakes.

The cat sure has the smug look of a Tesla owner down pat.

Actually, thanks to Obama, much of America’s imported steel does NOT come from China (2.1% of steel imported into America in 2017 was from China). Obama’s trade policies knocked down Chinese imports.

Violent porn doesn’t turn good guys into violent rapists. Violent porn gives shitty men justification to be violent assholes.