He’s gracious but i’m sure he wanted this.

Uniting against the real threat is what adults should do. Both Perez and Ellison know this to be true. Unfortunately, the last election showed that there are a lot of people with the emotional maturity of toddlers voting or not voting because they didn’t get their own way.

Nigel Farage, a man who hates immigrants and ever since “winning” the EU Referendum has spent most his time in the US as an immigrant.

 Right? When your candidate loses and then backs the winner, damn it you back the winner too! You don’t just fucking give up! People say they trust Ellison and his judgment, but then don’t actually follow his lead or what he says. The same when Sanders lost the nomination to Clinton. Arrrrrghhh people acting like…

You all deserve medals. I would have been arrested for manslaughter.

Nina Turner, a Sanders surrogate, told the Post’s Dave Weigel that “the future of the Democratic Party will walk away” if Ellison loses.

By...picking a DNC chair that’s near-identical to another DNC candidate? JFC this division is getting rediculous. “My guy says he’ll raise min wage by $10, and the other guy will only raise it by $9.50! CORRUPT RIGGED BERN IT TO THE GROUND!” Jeezy creezy.

Can’t wait for the Jill Stein voters to say this validates their votes in 2016, and refuse to support efforts to elect Democrats in 2018, because, really, when you come right down to it, Trump’s policies don’t really affect them very much.

Probably a single circle.

potential band names for Joe Scarborough

I’m going to be nitpicky with your terminology. Bonds are “safer” than stocks, not “safe”. Companies can still default on the debt or go bankrupt leaving you with $0 for your investment, or pennies on the dollar. Treasuries, i.e. Treasury Bonds, are the safest as they’re backed by the “full faith and credit” of the…

To be fair, he’s only getting an early start because his impeachment will inevitably slow things down, re: campaigning.

Yeah, what kind of sports website would cover the most famous player of the most popular sport in North America?

Yes, this 10,000-word profile of Tom Brady on a whole different website definitely proves that we at Deadspin are obsessed with Tom Brady.

That’s the same Lifetouch background my kid had for her 6th grade pictures last fall.

Wait, so $140/month for 2 phones with unlimited through verizon.... I’m paying $132/month for 3 shared gigs.... That’s WITH a 22% discount through work. One of the 2 phones is being paid off within the bill... but still, I feel like we’re getting f*cked.