So Dar Williams needs to write a new version of this song:

“It just means he’s an unimaginative hack but he’s not being shady. Considering how celebrated artists like Warhol and Lichtenstein’s whole schtick was repurposing source materials, I’ve no issue with this. It’s ho-hum fine.” Actually, I used to slag on Lichtenstein for the comics series, but after researching his…

See also Damien Hirst.

The question is, who really wrote the book?

What is a WYPIPO, if you don’t mind me asking?

The commentary prize has always been mostly shit. Look at some of the past winners.

Maybe they should look into Unit 731

“Actually don’t call yourself a American.” - Um, no. You don’t get to make that call.

Meritocracy my ass.

WTF?

“The main job of this pile of money, which isn’t really owned by anybody, is to continue to exist in perpetuity, and ideally to grow over time. Indeed, says Xavier de Souza Briggs, one of the foundation’s vice presidents, the foundation’s trustees have “a fiduciary obligation” to ensure that happens.”

You are doing the type of thing that makes for sainthood in certain religions. Bless you and yours.

This is an incredibly delicate subject, but I also think there’s a lot of assumption being made on the part of those who disagree with the artist’s subject matter about her style.

I actually think that would make an awesome painting.

YES! I get the whole “would the gentleman from (insert state name here) yield” propriety of the legislative chambers is a “thing,” but it doesn’t mean you have to smile and say cheese just because a Big Cheeto-colored Fascist lets you look at an oval room.

I’ll never subscribe because they give Andy Borowitz the imprimatur of news with their URL.

No, not brilliant. I’ve seen nothing anywhere to suggest that. She’s dogged, and apparently has some sort of charm, but she’s not anywhere near brilliant. She wouldn’t do half the stupid shit she does if she were brilliant.

I wish we still had the Kinjability to tag photos, because that Penceis always has the smuggest asshole expression on his face, and it seems to have spread to that woman who’s standing in front of them. It’s the “screw all you godless heathens, we’ll MAKE you do it our way” look.

It’s the same tactic when people call social programs “entitlement” programs with a sneer.

Seriously, fuck these people with a rusty chainsaw. Their single-minded pursuit of destroying abortion rights has wreaked so much havoc on innocents in states across the nation, and on the entire body politic. They can’t leave well enough alone, because someone, somewhere, might not see things their way. Fuck them all.