potential band names for Joe Scarborough

I’m going to be nitpicky with your terminology. Bonds are “safer” than stocks, not “safe”. Companies can still default on the debt or go bankrupt leaving you with $0 for your investment, or pennies on the dollar. Treasuries, i.e. Treasury Bonds, are the safest as they’re backed by the “full faith and credit” of the…

To be fair, he’s only getting an early start because his impeachment will inevitably slow things down, re: campaigning.

Yeah, what kind of sports website would cover the most famous player of the most popular sport in North America?

Yes, this 10,000-word profile of Tom Brady on a whole different website definitely proves that we at Deadspin are obsessed with Tom Brady.

That’s the same Lifetouch background my kid had for her 6th grade pictures last fall.

Example no 1,556,234,931 (just in the past three months) of the fact that it’s the right wing idiots talking about the left being “snowflakes” and needing “safe spaces” and yet whenever anyone dares dissent, they lose their fucking shit.

Translation: None of those hippy chicks would sleep with him so they must not have been sleeping with anybody.

Actually I spelled David Frum correctly, thanks.

You spelled Michael Gerson wrong.

David Frum. The extremely famous former speechwriter who is now a senior editor at The Atlantic by dint of having been George W. Bush’s speechwriter. You absolute horse’s ass. 

“Frederick Dougie Fresh, a terrific guy. One of the best.”

Frederick Douglass died in 1895.