Live your life as if it is BOTH your first and last day of the life. And indeed it is. The present is evanescent but real. The present is today, now. The past is over, the future you do not know.

Everything you said is so true, and I’m in the same boat as trying to be an open minded non-Trump voter, but this reeks of “Let’s find the black Republican and put him in charge of the PJs.” I’m not generally one to throw around the race card, but it feels appropriate here.

I didn’t vote for Trump, but I’ve had an open mind in regards to his cabinet picks. Maybe they’ll work out, maybe not, let’s see what happens.

I’m gonna get real tired of spending every morning relearning how to walk and eat...

Shut up Marcus. I am hungover and we have a cheeto as the President elect. I will stay my ass in bed as long as I like.

I read that many times before I just had to let it go. Still don’t understand, and the other person that responded didn’t clear it up for me.

I feel like Barry started out with a nautical metaphor and couldn’t find a decent place to lay it to rest, to the point where eventually it became an albatross around his neck.

Bangs are an essential component of a proper mullet. Right?

fuck, i made the same post.

I came here to make sure everyone knows this very important fact.

It is OK to link to Deadspin here?

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We had all the power we needed. And we decided that being bad at emails and giving speeches to people who have money and having a world-renowned charity with a spotless record were just beyond the pale.

I’ve never felt helpless like this before. Only thing that came close was when I was 18 and walked outside to find my car was broken into and my stereo stolen. But that lasted for about two hours until I was over it and moved on.

These fucks don’t even try and hide their giant ‘fuck you’ appointments anymore. This is becoming a shiny new dictatorship right before our eyes.

Or they could just stop burning their coffee and learn how to roast beans? lolz.

I’d pay it just so I didn’t have to taste their shitty, bitter coffee...

When they figure out how to charge you $3 for the egg addition you can bet it will be.