He's just not hungry for a month at a time?

If you bring some really good meat, from a real deli and not the supermarket, and/or some good cognac(Hennessy Privilege or Remy 1738-NOT 1724, IT’S AWFUL AND OVERPRICED!), and play it cool... You still might get fucked up, but give it a try!

I’m not really comfortable with anyone other than me saying such terrible things to Kyle.

I think “traditional” is an important qualifier on that statement. Most food that you’re likely to get at a proper “soul food” restaurant is stuff you would not be surprised to find at any large family gathering in the south. That said, there are some dishes (e.g., ham hocks, chitterlings, etc.) that were once common…

Unless you are another black person in an area with a unusually small population of black people this is ill-advised.

The documentary of the same name, also shot in IMAX, also about the 1996 disaster because it was being filmed when those people died and its crew helped to save them, is wonderful. I’ll stick with it.

If anyone asks/looks at you funny, just be like “I’m looking for Kyle.”, “oh shit you mean Kyle <lastname>?”, “no, Kyle <otherlastname>, fucker is always late“. Works every time.

reason #1432 to have a cute dog. Random parties!

Tecate > Corona

Bring gluten-free hamburger buns and a bottle of white zinfandel, and wear a t-shirt that says “ALL LIVES MATTER”. You’ll be the life of the party.

I always wondered why dominoes was a stereotypically black thing. I’m white and my family always plays dominoes at bbq and other outdoor events.

That’s really generous. I was just assuming it was willfully ignorant people finding a way to circumvent reality.

Agent Brodie was a secret Muslim. He was trying to kill america.

Funniest comment I’ve read in months!

They wont break them, but they might only work intermittently from now on and only when you don’t want them to.

Initially I thought I was just having some fun with Volkswagen for that sales figures column on Tuesday.

I know a dozen people have already handled this, but this ignorant comment needs at least a hundred people telling you how ignorant you are, with your day-old burner account.

As is often the case, many of the ways people tend to distinguish between how black people do things and how white people do things has distinct parallels to how things work in the south vs. elsewhere. Similarly, what is broadly considered to be “soul food” is really just traditional southern food.