Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

I’m sure salon training doesn’t involve a straight razor.

I’ve never seen a barbershop like this. I suspect it’s Hipster Bullshit.

If you’re ever in Chicago, check out the barber college downtown. Straight razor shave and cut $8.

This one?

“when Adams ran through the signals that he’d deciphered from film, he had “about 50 percent” correct.”

Oh, I’ve seen. Believe me, I’ve seen. :)

Yeah, I can think of a few funerals where I’d totally rock the Drew Dance.

“ Just go ahead and buy that Volkswagen Type III Squareback on Craigslist you’ve been salivating over.”

Good kinja

That’s also an e-bay glitch, isn’t it?

It could also be possible that the owner lived a couple miles from work and just drove it to and from there most of the time. I have a car that’s had only 7,000 miles put on it since 2010, because I live in a small town. #notalllowmileagecars

I’ve liked Toews’ play. I thought Hossa was just a gunner, but again, don’t know much about him off-ice. I can name a few from Dallas - Modano, Lehtinen, Niewendyk - who seemed like really nice people off ice, but I never knew them personally.

Eddie Belfour was the same way for me. Loved watching him lift the cup with the Stars, but a lot of shit came out that tarnished him in my eyes. Are there any good eggs on the ‘Hawks who’d be better to pay attention to?

Perfect timing for this:

Man, I hope you got combat pay for this.

“I guess being a douche is an incurable chronic disease.”

“He may also still be trade bait and let’s not pretend that living out your career on the Sabers isn’t an adjustment.” - Or in Edmonton.

I did not know that. I haven’t bought a new car in ages, and my current car is a 2008 with a spare.

I see this a lot. #notalltexans (and, fwiw, I live in an allegedly blue state now). There are a lot of good people in Texans. You’d better have an air-lift plan for them.