Is it just me, or does that ass look a little small?

Sometimes, the best option is just to keep your fucking mouth shut. Sadly, Mr. Wayans doesn’t understand that.

Sadly, I’ve never been to a rally race. Thanks for the info.

Wut? You’re saying hockey is not a sport? It’s not golf!

At the hockey games I’ve attended, the back of the ticket mentions the risk of getting hit by a flying puck. Granted, I’m probably the only person who read that, but that’s a sort of waiver. They don’t have something like that on rally tickets?

Damn, that looks a lot like my little terrier mix, actually! Cute pup.

Starred for the “row to hoe.” :)

Ugh, unless she’s independently wealthy or a masochist, I do NOT recommend the PhD. ;)

What is a bath sheet? (forgive my ignorance)

Towels can never be too big

I actually think I’m allergic to BB&B

It was a good story.

“just because I will probably never get the opportunity to bang a guy this hot ever again?”

And thank you for your service and your spouse for their work.

Damn, that kid didn’t even try to fake a play or something. Just straight up ran into him.

This needs more stars.

I always liked the English version - Grievous Bodily Harm.

This is good kinja.

You have no idea. Friday Night Lights was a documentary.

“I lobby on increasing mental health services for veterans, so it’s not like I’m practicing in the torts realm.”