I bet you can't make a Camry look less beige with extra headlights.

Harlan, Ky. don't fuck around:

It is perhaps not coincidental that two of these teams - Oakland and STL - are really shitty at the moment. SD is sorta meh.

"The seller is asking a fiver below six figures and says that he's not in a hurry to sell."

Do they publish their membership numbers? Surely they aren't like a Southern Baptist church in that respect?

IDK, they may have never come across a service dog before (esp. in South Carolina's rural parts). I didn't know you weren't supposed to distract service dogs until I was in my 20s (?), but I'd never come across one in a relatively small city before.

that was the most TL;DR tweet storm I've even witnessed.

Not content to let Alana to grow up with just a little dignity

Ouch!

Confession: I never noticed "car faces" until I started reading Jalopnik. Now I can't stop noticing them. Which is not a bad thing, per se, but damn, some of them are downright angry!

Camry.

My sister is a delivery person. Those folks work pretty hard. But it's difficult to defend the customer service side, granted.

Yeah, "shuffling off" was probably connotatively negative. I don't think USPS gets as much out of it because they get shit from Congress all the time. I can't blame UPS for taking advantage of the service, but it's b.s. that USPS doesn't get recognized for their legwork.

I wasn't making a value judgment there, just noting the fact. But a lot of ppl don't know that USPS does the last-mile delivery.

Justice Ginsburg must have this on her wall.

I'd like to see that make a comeback.

Not to mention that drones are fucking annoying, and will cause havoc in the skies eventually.

Yeah, that was my first thought.

UPS knows a thing or two about efficiency,

walk us through exactly what it took to strap on a 70k pound F-14 Tomcat in the dark of night and successfully get flung off the front of a US Navy super carrier via one of the ship's mighty steam-piston catapults.