If you hadn't told me that was meat, I would say ... not bad.

my favorite ice cream flavor is green tea, so, yes, I am one of those people

I have to put in a vote for Florida, just because ... Florida man.

The way I first read the headline. Works.

This sounds like it's a bad thing.

I agree. I did some stupid shit as a teen. None made international meme status, but I'm glad I was allowed to go on my way.

"It hadn't been easy."

If it's less than 7 hours, I'm all down with driving. I consider the time to play Security Theater, plus time in the airport, plus plane, plus ticket price, and - yeah.

Every damn bit of it.

NOOOOOO!

What parent signs up for this? What the fuck are they telling their precious child about his or her role in this video?

I watched that yesterday in QOTD. WTF Northern Ireland?

Uber, eventually, is going to win. If not the company than the idea.

At about 3:07 Oprah sounds like Pinhead from "Hellraiser."

Not even the worst game this weekend.

"Eight cars you can buy for ..." seems to be implied.

These are all slightly above my $100 limit. :/

+1000

Ha! I swear I thought the chicken breast was an egg! :D

Does it come in brown?