No. It doesn’t.

How could she not know Bey was going to be there when Bey was the one being honored?

Note to self: become a hobbyist beekeeper so I can write memoir about the life lessons it taught me titled “Bitch, I might bee”

One of my husband’s best friends in high school (and elementary school) was convicted of a drunk driving offense in which no one was injured but significant damage and expense to property occurred.

Dear Leslie Rasmussen,

1000 words later... “I was taught that if I ever drink alcohol and get raped, it will be my fault and no one else’s, and I have never once thought to question the validity of that logic, so when my friend chose to rape an unconscious woman who had been drinking, I parroted back the same inane bullshit I had been force…

Dear Leslie Rasmussen,

She really should just stop.

And don’t forget to highlight that “peaches & cream complexion” in the portrait.

My birthday is in May. Please make sure I’m a “pefect size 6" in the picture and that the lighting really captures my “golden blonde locks” and “Aquamarine eyes”

You don’t have to cosplay Square Dad. No matter what you do, you will be Square Dad. No matter how cool you are as an individual, you will be Square Dad. If you have kids, Square Dad-dom is an inevitability.

LOL okay but he is so bad at this. To prove that he isn’t reading the tweet, he responds to it?

OK, Dad.

I usually wear a terry cloth robe and slippers. It makes the whole experience that much more interesting.

omg......

What about that cool mom? She’s got moves and the body confidence to back it up.

If I tried moves like that I would need a diaper for the effort.

PACIFIC FINN

If it was Marvel they’d have left out Uhura but had three variations of Kirk and a Cyrano Jones for some inexplicable reason.