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He’s no Winnie the Bish, that’s for sure:

I’d be ok with seeing pranks like this still happen, so long as the prankster is savagely beaten and publicly ridiculed at the end.

sure why not?

@ this comment

i just laughed irl for like 100 hours at this i am a simple soul

he is woke!

The writer is a clover. I think we can excuse her lack of knowledge of human respiration.

Samuel L. Jackson can relate to that story.

My oldest son is the only one with his name.(Once looked it up in the US Census it said no one in the US had his name. Maybe he is just a figment of my imagination) My other son shares his name with a preacher who got caught embezzling a bunch of money but who is back in the ministry now.

“Did you do drugs 30 years ago? Yes? Then you will never be considered a credible person for the rest of your life.” That ‘ol predator logic.

Well, remember, she’s not “innocent,” so anything that happens to her* is fair game. Meanwhile, there are elaborate but mysterious “vendettas” against him and he’s been fashioned a scapegoat to prevent mudpeople from rioting, or whatever shrill and cacophonous tune he’s whistling.

He is pretty much like ‘I couldn’t have raped these women, they are not even really human!’ Yes...THAT IS what a rapist would say.

Always useful when a predator reveals his criteria for potential victims (women with “lifestyles,” meaning they’re black or poor). He’s too much of an ignorant, spoiled little shit to see how obvious his guilt is to everyone else.

Clarissa, explain yourself!

Eeeeeeee! Liam may be the lesser Hemsworth, but nuthin cuter than a big old pibbles smile.

i know you and me both. i fall through a black whole vintage searches...my cart currently has 80 items in it lol.

It should be on one of those Ice T SVU screencaps.

I actually do understand this sentence, but it sounds like a teenspeak generator spit it out “For every legit Sugarpill, there’s a couple dozen more LimeCrimes and Glittersniffers.”

I’m LITERALLY a baby

I’ve literally only been alive for 23 years.