Hello all,

It’s a lot of digging, Sqarr.

Two days ago he was slightly West of Boulder...maybe he’s digging a moat.

You need a permission slip from a real, grown-up bra first.

*glances down at F-cups firmly ensconced in literally the only bra that works on them*

Oh gurl, preach. The boy I’m seeing came over the other night and was like “Ooh, I wasn’t expecting yoga pants.” And I was like, “Do you think I wear real pants at home? I do not.”

I am a marine biologist and I know for a fact this is 100% accurate.

What do squids think about? None of us will ever know

People are having them below, don’t fret. Any time a nice wedding is covered, there is a face-off beginning with someone who had their wedding at the greyhound bus vending machine with a dress they found while foraging for melted down candle sticks.

Next best thing!

Is your partner a toaster

There’s always someone on posts like this talking about thrifty (i.e. superior) they were at their wedding but I’ve got you all beat: not getting married saves SO much money!

So say we all.

I was gonna say, no need to worry about me trying to top a $65,000 wedding. I can’t imagine a scenario in my life where I would actually have $65,000 dollars in my possession at one time.

I want “Battlestar Galactica” theme wedding

That’s literally almost as much as my house.. 😳 But it is beautiful and if you can afford it.

He is very much up my alley. And by alley I mean vagina.

I’m the Dean.

I hadn’t really seen anything he was in until Selfie. And now my desire for him burns bright and eternal.

Also a good option.