“you’ve never worked with the general public before.”
I’ve been working with General Public so long, he was just Lieutenant Public when I got started.
Not a damn thing on Riff Raffs tray looks good. Looks like he got it at the food court and its all cold. Gross
My favourite thing about the Dutch baby is that we don’t have them in the Netherlands.
More than once my wife has said, “If you ever start to hate me for some reason.. please just divorce me instead of murdering me.” She watches and reads a lot of true crime stuff.
Meh, God was gonna murder her soon anyways. He was just helpin a bro out.
One time Retta tweeted at me and I took a screen shot and I show everyone I know. #treatyoself
Single parenthood really isn’t stigmatized for men, first of all. We demonize single mothers, but we treat single fathers like heroes.
“Doctor” Ablow is the worst garbage human pretending to be a doctor on this green earth, and this universe also contains a “doctor” Oz, so that’s really saying something. I’m incapable of directly wishing harm on anyone, but if he were to accidentally fall into an active volcano I wouldn’t exactly be clawing the…
Healthy potato sandwiches all around! Have some pasta salad on the side!
Bread to go along with the potato? Say what now?
Here’s a family photo.
DO NOT show this to my puppy! He’ll want his own monkey
If Fox News did a segment on the “myth” of wage inequality where all of the anchors got together and had to lay their paychecks side by side to openly see who makes what, and then watch the ones who make more try to justify their higher wage to the lower paid anchors, I would watch the shit outta that train wreck.
I’m Chinese & my husband is Korean. To simplify things on our wedding weekend, we didn’t do any traditional Chinese or Korean wedding rites. But we gave a nod to both our individual heritages via our caketoppers: me in a traditional Chinese wedding garment, and he in a traditional Korean wedding garment:
we’re cyclists so got this little topper for the cake.