Somebody. PLEASE. What the hell happened to Kris' nose? Or is it just starting to melt? There are just so many things wrong with that picture, not the least of which is WHAT'S WRONG WITH KHLOE? She looks sway-backed and pose-y and plumped-up and doughy and phony, and I don't even want to go into Kim (although I…

"I know its not pleasing to the eye to see a bunch of fat bitches with their cellulite hanging out" 'cos you're not judgemental, no, not at all.

Kim called her a "slippery snake"

never be embarrassed about dat ass, it fills out everything and always looks awesome. sometimes i just look at mine in the mirror, give it a light slap and go, Yes Gawd Bitch. #blackgirlasspower

As a thickish black girl who used to be embarrassed about her ass, but finally just bought a pair of short shorts (It's HOT our here), I approve of this statement.

Momager?! Oh, how I hate that word. Can someone launch whoever coined it into the sun?

Re: Kardashians

I have four sons, ages 5 to 14, and I'm with you on this one. Big time.

Eh, I'd never wear them, but I don't mind this trend.

What ever happened to having a modicum of mystery about one's person? Sometimes I wonder if we aren't regressing to the point where we'll all be running around in loincloths again.

I AGREE 100%

unpopular opinion time: I think this trend only looks cute on thick black girls.

So I guess this generation is too young to remember hot pants/daisy dukes/short shorts

This gif is very handy.

I HATE this trend. Mostly because it mikes my vulva/vagina/ass crack hurt by proxy. How do these girls and women walk and sit without extreme discomfort?

Britney Spears' voice sounds like the echoing ululations of a thousand cosmetic-testing bunnies being dipped in Nair, then lemon juice, then Nair again.

I think it's safe to say that Goldfrapp beats Britney at most everything.

I made it over a minute, then I realized there were still three minutes and eleven seconds left and just couldn't. Why, oh why, is it so long?

You know what's 100x better than Britney Spears' Ooh Lala? Goldfrapp's Ooh Lala.