I only wear headphones when I don't care about audio quality - i.e., outside of the house, where there's noise and I'm trying to block the outside world. 90% of what I listen to are podcasts and audiobooks anyway, so accurate audio fidelity isn't important to me when I'm using my phone.

I don't think I've ever been stoned enough to enjoy a McGriddle. It's just TOO MUCH. I can't handle it.

Who the hell is still using wired headphones? (Apparently, a lot of people commenting on this piece.)

By the repetition of the ignition footage, I see we have a graduate of the Lloyd Kaufman/Roger Corman School of Filmmaking and Institute of Recycling Arts & Sciences.

I agree with the inclusion of the White Castle Jalapeno Slider; Popeye's Spicy Chicken Thigh; and the Chick-Fil-A Chicken Sandwich. I can even see (if not agree) with most of the other choices.

Ain't nuthin' wrong with keeping it natural. Just ask the Offerman-Mullalies.

In my defense - she had a great butt (fencer, all those lunges, y'know).

There are definitely stunt foods or holdovers from, "Well, we had to eat this stuff to survive," that I'm not super excited to try, but if someone puts it in front of me, I'm not saying "no."

An ex-girlfriend of mine got a free three-week trip to Tokyo when her father was consulting there. She was put up at the Prince Hotel in Shinjuku (super-nice place in a super-busy part of town). The whole damn time she was there, she ate:

Ugh. Guys like that are the worst. It's like people who complain about "fancy weed salad" (i.e., anything not iceberg lettuce) or some Chinese people I know who travel with rice cookers.

Oh bloody hell, they're making more of these?

The is one of those rare true-crime movies where the adaptation can only hope to approach the level of craziness of the events it's depicting (see also The Informant!). I'm really looking forward to this.

I will never understand people who don't seek out new food experiences. Half the reason I travel for fun is to eat the local foodstuffs.

I came for the Scott Pilgrim section and left with intense interview-blue-balls. Really? That's all that was asked about SPvTW?

I've never understood the appellation of "Worst Song Ever" to "We Built This City."

And THAT, my dear, is WHY I'm such an asshole. With crepes, at least. Mmmmm.

I remember the second I realized that Kether Donahue also played the outgoing queen Bella in Pitch Perfect. I actually yelled at the TV.

Hands up if you wondered if Sufjan Stevens' broth restaurant was real, and wondered hard enough to actually Google it.

I now want to know what it is about Gretchen's pubic hair that warrants having an opinion at all.

*nods as he munches on some delightful crepes filled with lemon curd and raspberries, reflecting, "I'm SUCH an asshole."*